Hipster Heaven (Part One)

“Welcome to Hipster Heaven folks

First, some rules, please, no jeering jokes

Second, only Spirits are smoked

If you have weed, we’ll take a toke


Trust-fund babies, bums in boxes

Blue-collar-bouje paradox

Patterned socks, sucking cocks

Mouth agape, kicking rocks


Buddha bowl eating, zafu sleeping

Single-origin bean, cafe creeping

Fully tatted, tea steeping

Thrift whore, torn drawers, 

tweaking — slowly sinking


Spliff smoking sirens

Metal laden maidens

Hair-dyed heroines

Non-binary scissoring


Craft beer craving

Lo-fi raving

PETA chirping

Trump hate twerking


Only Black Lives matter

Covered in “Pink Matter”,

Religionless satyrs


Excuse me sir,


Only lesbians can sit here


Overpriced ice cream with sprinkles

Those overalls won’t hide those cankles

Why so mad? No need to rankle

Victor Frankl’s, at your ankles


Be warned,


Mushroom mashing might

lead to jealous spite

white knight sodomites;

and poly pillow bites”

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