A Perfect Union

Listen friends, listen close

I would like to propose a toast.

for the happy couple, newly wed

raise your glass above your head


We didn’t know if this day would come

most thought, they’d turn and run

Rumors of lascivious acts— 

time does wonders, thoughts detract


I can’t think of a cuter couple

A perfect union, amidst the rubble

One from the States, the other East

both major names, to say the least


Who will pitch, and who will catch?

I bet they switch, who’s keeping track?

We wish you the best and happy years

To Putin and Trump, congrats & cheers!

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