Listen friends, listen close
I would like to propose a toast.
for the happy couple, newly wed
raise your glass above your head
We didn’t know if this day would come
most thought, they’d turn and run
Rumors of lascivious acts—
time does wonders, thoughts detract
I can’t think of a cuter couple
A perfect union, amidst the rubble
One from the States, the other East
both major names, to say the least
Who will pitch, and who will catch?
I bet they switch, who’s keeping track?
We wish you the best and happy years
To Putin and Trump, congrats & cheers!